
Disney for the, um, something time. Some people wonder why my family travels down to The Happiest Place On Earth so often. Well, to be honest, Disney is the only place where my brother is truly accepted . No one makes fun of him, the characters treat Drew the same as any other child. To Drew the magic never fades. Will Mickey save the day in Fantasmic? Will we save the baby elephant, Simba One, from poachers in Animal Kingdom? Well, I guess we will have to see.
Oh, by the way, Disney's slogan for this year is "Celebrate Today." My dad says, "Disney is indeed magically. You come in with money, and it magically goes away by the end of the day."
One will see all sorts of people at Disney. Europeans frequently jump over the pond, because of the sunshine Florida brings and they get so much for their money. Although, Brazil gives Europeans a run for their money. Through years of observation, I have discovered that the most well behaved children are French, Swiss, and German. Congrats! Please teach your ways to Americans. I can't complain because without American children, I would have nearly no stories. (Disclaimer: I do like children...just well-behaved ones.)
Jungle River Cruise Adventure
Oh, the land of sweat, humidity, corny jokes, and Elizabeth? Elizabeth is a 4 year old from Austin, Texas, that provided my family and I the best Jungle River cruise. We commence our "2 week cruise through Africa and Asia," but without the malaria, mosquitos, and wars. All is well, until Elizabeth sees the 12 foot PYTHON on a tree. Scared Elizabeth, no longer finds this ride alluring, for this is legit!
Until her mother says, "Elizabeth it is not real. It is all pretend."
Oh, does this give Elizabeth boldness. While the boat proceeds to go down the river, we see another animal.
Ginger, the crock, but "be careful...Ginger SNAPS." (Taken directly from the ride)
Elizabeth looks at our tour guide and yells, "This is not real. You are pretending it is."
The boat members do not know what to do. The tour guide chuckles and screams, "everyone get on the ground", and starts beating on the wood seats as we all crouch over.
Now this to Elizabeth is indeed real. Continuing, we pass an African safari that did not go as planned. In fact, Rhinos and tigers have envaded the camp.
Elizabeth again says in a matter of fact voice, "You are just pretending that this is real. You did have me scared when you told us to get on the ground."
I couldn't help but laugh as did my mom and the tour guide. The boat approaches the waterfall. The tour guide says, " Look at this waterfall. That looks like real water to me!"
A speculative little boy raises his hand, and our tour guide says in disbelief, " Is that a hand raised? Does someone have actually question?"
Only for the little blond boy to say, "Are the animals real?"
Elizabeth has created a following. Lucky for our tour guide the infamous dark tunnel, ahem I mean Temple, is straight ahead.
The tour guide proudly announces, "We are about to enter a REAL temple."
To no longer bore you, I will skip to the finale. We have to wait to dock our beloved boat, and somehow the boat drifts backwards ever so slowly.
Elizabeth screams, "We are going backwards," and points to the tour guide, "ROW! My name is Elizabeth and I have a bunk bed."
I will forever remember little Elizabeth who might one day become a lawyer.
Les enfants
As I was walking to Epcot, I couldn't help but to notice a little 4 year-old on the ground crying by her father. The little mademoiselle looked up to her papa with watered eyes. The dad glanced down and sarcastically said, "This could be worse...Capital Punishment." Having no clue on what that meant, the little girl had a puzzle look and resorted to whaling. Hey, I'm sure she was in time out for a reason, which means she will enjoy Disney World even more when she can finally enter the park.
Next, two little boys probably 5 and 7 and AMERICAN were pushing each other back and forth while walking. The mother yelled, " Boys, don't push into people."
How about no pushing at all?
I do have a positive thing to report. Strollers are being used as a means of transportation for children as opposed to parting the streets Red Sea style. Also, kids are so cute dressed up and meeting Disney characters.
Speaking of characters, I had the pleasure of meeting a couple that I have never encountered before: Princess Tiana, Prince Naveen, and toy soldier from Toy Story.
Oops. I forgot to mention that I am now dating someone. That's right folks, Miss. Picky has found a companion according to a talking trash can. Maybe you know him?
Lessoned learned: make sure the camera isn't on video
Overall, I had a lovely time. Maybe Peter Pan and Wendy should have gone to Disney World where one truly never goes old.